geekdomme:

Not so sure about the gas mask.

(Source: maleslavery)

tease-and-denial-girls:

In an ideal world every boy shall be locked up

trussed:

Tonight marks 23 years since the day I first laid eyes on my wife. We were spending the Memorial Day weekend in neighboring cabins at a remote mountain lake in Oregon, both recovering from bruising divorces. Our families had been casually acquainted for years, but somehow I had missed this lovely woman. We all gathered at the lake resort bar to listen to some forgettable country-western band, and fate dictated that I would to sit next to this wonderful lady. Twenty three years later, I’m still sitting next to her….